I interrupt your regularly scheduled vacation updates to show you some pictures that will hopefully make you laugh, cringe in awkwardness, be embarrassed for me or some combination of the above.
Since I blogged about how much I love dancing at weddings, I feel it's only fair to show you some of the professional pictures from Tyler and Lindsey's wedding. All photo credit goes to samjstaton.com.
I will start you off with relatively normal pictures of us dancing so you might be mistaken into believing I am an okay dancer. I will then finish off the photo share by convincing you that I am the most horrific creature to disgrace the planet.
No one can mess up "Shout," can they?
Still pretty normal.
Okay, facial expressions and robotic arms moving into the realm of "unpleasant."
I can explain this next one. I was trying to get Michael to 'milk' my thumbs. There is a particular line in a particular song that says, somethingsomethingsomething "Milk the cow!" So I tried to make my hands into an udder-like shape.
This is when things get weird.
Which of the following do you think just happened?
a. I discovered the chocolate fountain in the corner
b. I realized my strong Frankenstein-esque desire to squeeze a bridesmaid tight
c. I got detached from the Conga line and was terrified at the consequences
And, my personal favorite:
Wow, sometimes my grace and poise astounds even me.
The only redeeming quality of this image is that Michael is laughing so hard. That means that only about 99% of this party thought I was OUT. OF. MY. MIND. The other 1% consisted of me and the man that bound himself to me for life.
And in case you were wondering, I wasn't drunk. I do this kind of thing sober.
And yes, these pictures are posted publicly on the bride's Facebook page, for all of creation to see.
And yes, I'm available for hire to come to your wedding and demonstrate these kickin' moves.